Tai Kamiya:

"I have a foolproof plan - First we'll eat something, then after that.. I'm open to suggestions!"

"The food is probably cold and soggy by now. Of course, for my mom, that's an improvement.

"Have you had your rabies shot?"

"Never trust anything without feet!"

Joe Kido:

"Would you please stop taunting the deranged android?!"

"I say we either keep going or build a nest."

Yamato (Matt) Ishida:

"It's official, the sun just baked Palmon's brain into a french fry."

"Here we go folks, keep it moving. Next stop is the forest of irelivent road signs."

"Oh no! I left Mimi on hold on the phone, her phone bill!"

"Great! It's all Davis' fault! Now I have to go out with his sister."

"(to Tai on the phone) Uh oh, Grandma's fallen asleep on T.K. again, gotta go"

"That's a laugh. Wouldn't you know that my crest had to be the Crest of Friendship?"

"They don't need me, and besides, seven is a luckier number than eight."

Davis:

"This new kid said I reminded him of someone. Probably thinks I'm a movie star!"

"I know that's not very logical, but then again, neither am I."

"A few duckies and bunnies would spruce it up!"

"The ground just ate our friends!"

"Doesn't anybody want my autograph?"

"C'mon, Veemon! You're slower than the US Mail!"

"I'm so sensitive, I use a special toothpaste so my teeth don't hurt when I eat ice cream!"

Others:

"Once you start dating, I'm sure you'll make lots of girls sad."
-Guardromon

"Everyone here is mean or trying to give me boo-boos!"
-Suzy

"Everyone makes mistakes. Remember disco?"
-Demidevimon

"I wanted to start getting more exercise, but running for my life wasn't what I had in mind!"
-Veemon

Groups:

Matt: I've been living a lie!
Gabumon: You're not really blonde?

Davis: I can't believe you're not worried about Kari's
Well being, TA!
TK: "TA"?
Cody: He forgot how to spell "TK"!

Yolei: "This'll give you the chance to make new mistakes."
Davis: "But I liked my old mistakes better!"

Davis: "Did you hear that, Demiveemon? I'm one of the guys now!"
Demiveemon: "Davis, if you're one of the guys now, does that mean you were one of the girls?"

Tai: "So, you think you can lift it up?"
Davis: "Yeah, you just have to use physics."
Matt: "What do you mean?"
Davis: "You see, in physics there's this little thing called
'equilibrium'. When you have two 'Libriums' that weigh the same as each other, they're 'equilibrium'!"
Tai: "Makes perfect sense to me!"

Phone 1: At the tone the time will be exactly 45 miles per hour and 90 seconds
Tai: Somethings wrong or moms flipped
Phone 2: Tomorrows forecast call for clear skies with occasional ice cream
Mimi: What do you wear for that?
Phone 3: This number only exists in your imagination. Please hang up and dont call back.
Matt: What planet did I dial?

Izzy: The fogs clearing.
Joe: Great, now we can clearly see were lost!

Davis: Am I great, or what?
TK: If he keeps telling himself that, he might start to believe it.
Yolei: At least someone will.

June: Hey, Matt. I made it.
Matt: [about June] No, she followed us. She's like a boomerang that keeps coming back.

Sora: "It looks like a manufactory."
Matt: "Maybe it could manufacture our way out of here."

Izzy: "You call that a map or a mess?"
Matt: "No questions man, you are the dude of doodles!"
Sora: "If you follow that mep, it'll lead to a headache."

Tai: "Is that Myotismon?"
Matt: "He's been taking steroids."

Gabumon: "You may not see it Matt, but you've changed a lot!"
Matt: "Oh please Gabumon, give me a break. I'm the same jerk I always was."

Joe: "Let's start with the bad news. I hate being depressed."
Matt: "He's a basket case anyway. Start with the good news."