Spike Spiegel:

"Sorry, my stomach just took over my brain. It does that sometimes."

"You know, Jet, there are three things I really hate: kids, beasts, and tomboys. So tell me, why do we have all of them neatly gathered on our ship!?"

"The real lesson: don't leave anything in the fridge."

"You spilt my egg, I needed that egg."

And you, you take way too long to take a shit.

Faye:

"So ends another episode of, wasting time with Jet..."

"Men are such idiots."

"You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they can shoot you."

"Damn it! Morons don't learn until they die!"

Jet Black:

"So ends another episode of, wasting time with Faye..."

"Open foot, insert mouth."

Edward:

"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think think I know, I don't think I think."

Others:

"Purgatory. A place between heaven and hell where those who are left behind, unable to
get into heaven, continue to suffer. A place of struggle and pain. In other words, the
world we live in now." - Vincent

Groups:

Spike: "You said bell peppers and beef."
Jet: "His name is Asimov Solenson. Are you listening to me?!"
Spike: "There's no beef in here. So you wouldn't exactly call it 'bell peppers and beef,' would
you?"
Jet: "Yes, I would."
Spike: "Well it's NOT!"

Old Lady: "He called you a cowboy. What are you?"
Spike: "Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am."

Faye: "And how long were you in there listening?"
Spike: "Too long, you're story needs editing."

Spike: What happened to that one million woolongs we got as a bounty From that last guy?
Jet: The repair bill for the plane you wrecked
and the repair bill of the shop you trashed
and the medical bill of the cop you injured
KILLED ALL THE DOUGH!